rhymes with fang
Peng
hot and attractive meets cool.
In Use
Kevin (Age 11)
“It’s really important to love yourself. Lately, when I wake up, first thing in the morning, I’ll go into the bathroom, do my… you know… business... nothing wrong with that, right? I feel blessed that I’m so regular. My mom says it’s a superpower. She takes the credit though, she works really hard to make sure we’re eating a fibre rich diet. What was I saying? Oh yes, self love. After I take my morning dump, I brush my teeth, wash my face, moisturize, use my mom’s Kevin Murphy hair mousse, and douse myself in about half a can of Axe. I stare myself down in the mirror and I say: ‘Kevin, you’re peng as f*ck’. Sorry, sorry, language… I know…”
Pop Quiz: Which is not acceptable?
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Disclaimer: If you were not born in this century, please do not try to incorporate this slang naturally in day-to-day use. In attempts to connect to the younger generations, you will appear beg and unc (stay tuned, we'll unpack those terms).
