Chopped

sounds exactly how you think it does

Chopped

ugly meets unfortunate.

In Use

Callum (age 13)

“Bro, why did you get that haircut? Your curls were so luscious and bouncy… now you look like a f*ck a*s tennis ball. You’re so chopped bro. Leave your barber.”

Pop Quiz: Which is NOT acceptable?

What else?

Disclaimer: If you were not born in this century, please do not try to incorporate this slang naturally in day-to-day use. In attempts to connect to the younger generations, you will appear beg and unc (stay tuned, we'll unpack those terms).

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